100 cats are let loose in IKEA at night!
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
He’s so fucked
You had ONE job
You can literally feel the terror
Oh you know whats worse, the rifle also then broke…
Oh yes, I remember what came next…
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
No they are sea pancakes. God, younguns these days.
- 0-bones-0 said:girl you need to set a ground rule with EVERYBODY right now that NOBODY in staying in yalls house after he gets home. Cause yall need family time for real. Its not like freaking single moms with no family dont do this shit all the time! ignore 0-bones-0
- three-littles-and-me said:Ooh my goodness.. I am sorry! If they go to Vegas make a six hour extra drive and come to Utah and we can hang out with the brand new babies together :-P but no.. I don’t know how you handle her!
I have been so busy since she left that this is the first I could write about it, that is ALL I heard while she was here, and the whole “stock pile stock pile stock pile” (she is a crazy extreme couponer). But I sent DJ the post and I think he is just as shocked and he is going to talk to her about everything. And I would so drive the extra 6 hours, but I am not even willing to drive the 4 hours to Vegas lol.
I don’t even know where to begin!
1- My MIL thinks that I am still going up to Washington for Christmas. And by that I mean like flying up the 11th or 12th. She doesn’t get it, that right now it is like $400 each way where as back in October and even November it was way cheaper, like oh you know $150 each way at max. Whatever.
2- She is mad that I won’t/can’t change my OB appointment on the 27th. She thinks it is stupid and that it should be no problem to do so. Once again, whatever.
3- She has this plan in her mind that she will be here most if not all of March and then, I do believe, part if not most of April. And then to also send down my DIL and BIL around Easter to see Lily. And is pushing my SIL to get time off work to be here right at the birth if not right after by putting in now that the due date is March 20th and that she needs to be on “stand by”.
4- She has also said that she will be doing anything and everything short of feeding Lily every chance she can so DJ and I can relax and recuperate. And that while we are sleeping she will have Lily so she can take care of her if need be.
5- She is also thinking that Holidays we are going up there to Washington so their traditions can be for Lily. Like, um…no. We will create our own traditions, we will be staying in our home. But oh, wait! If we don’t go up there, they will come down here. No just no!
6- She has pretty much told me that I want DJ busy and preoccupied during my labor because he will just get in the way and piss me off.
7- She thinks that the cloth diapers will only be good for when Lily is a newborn and then we will go with “regular” diapers aka disposables. And that she already has all the wipes we will every need and that we will never have to buy wipes and now with her friend sending us disposable diapers we will never need to buy diapers either.
8- She has actually accidentally called Lily her baby.
9- She still won’t get off the whole I should have been up there since the start of my pregnancy, and the start of the deployment, and I should just go up there for the rest of the pregnancy until she is born.
10- She will not drop that her plans to go to Vegas with DJ for his 21st Birthday (today) were ruined by this deployment and that there is going to be a make up trip…umm excuse me?! He will be a new Father, and what am I and Lily to do? Let him go to Vegas without me to celebrate his 21st (late) when I never got to celebrate mine?
11- I am not sure if she is still wanting too, but she wants to go to Hawaii when Lily and I are cleared to fly…
ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?
During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”
The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that your partner?”
In all seriousness, she answered “How did you know?”
“Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it’s weighing on your mind.” replied the author.
Here’s the answer:
Every relationship has a cycle… In the beginning; you fall in love with your partner. You anticipate their calls, want their touch, and like their idiosyncrasies. Falling in love wasn’t hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn’t have to DO anything. That’s why it’s called “falling” in love.
People in love sometimes say, I was swept of my feet. Picture the expression. It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something happened TO YOU.
Falling in love is a passive and spontaneous experience. But after a few months or years of being together, the euphoria of love fades. It’s a natural cycle of EVERY relationship.
Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse’s idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts. The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship; you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.
At this point, you and/or your partner might start asking, “Am I with the right person?” And as you reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with someone
else. This is when relationships breakdown.
The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the person you found.
People blame their partners for their unhappiness and look outside for fulfillment. Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes.
Infidelity is the most common. But sometimes people turn to work, a hobby, friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances. But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your relationship. It lies within it.
I’m not saying that you couldn’t fall in love with someone else. You could. And TEMPORARILY you’d feel better. But you’d be in the same situation a few years later.
Because (listen carefully to this)
The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the Person you found.
SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. You have to work on it day in and day out. It takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it demands WISDOM. You have to know
WHAT TO DO to make it work. Make no mistake about it.
Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your partner), just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there are also laws for relationships. If you know how to apply these laws, the results are predictable.
Love is therefore a “decision”. Not just a feeling.
Remember this always: the universe determines who walks into your life. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go!
i can’t stop reblogging this because it is the best
wait a minute is that rapunzel in the second gif
hoLD THE FUCK UP
I AM SO HAPPY
DJ: there is a spider in my room.
DJ: oh wait it’s a fly.
Me: a fly?
DJ: yeah it’s a baby fly, it was crawling around it couldn’t even fly yet.
DJ: like I think it might have just hatched…
DJ: did I just kill a Lily fly?!
Me: what?! No baby you didn’t kill a Lily fly.
DJ: are you sure? I feel so bad!
Me: no, it’s otay, you didn’t kill a Lily fly.
The beauty of being a woman.♥
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