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My life as a Wife and Mom

We celebrate Earth Day by wearing a fluffy butt and flowers on our clothes and in our hair! 🌸🌎#earthday #flowers #fluffybutt #clothdiaper #lilybug

We celebrate Earth Day by wearing a fluffy butt and flowers on our clothes and in our hair! 🌸🌎#earthday #flowers #fluffybutt #clothdiaper #lilybug


Coffee and the best lactation cookie ever!

Coffee and the best lactation cookie ever!


"I do not like this passie Mom!"
Silly girl doesn&#8217;t like passies, in fact she likes fingers instead. Or the boob more so. Which I don&#8217;t mind at all.

"I do not like this passie Mom!"

Silly girl doesn’t like passies, in fact she likes fingers instead. Or the boob more so. Which I don’t mind at all.


sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.


operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”


  • Me: I co-sleep.
  • Everyone else: OH MY GOD YOU'RE GOING TO ROLL OVER ONTO YOUR BABY.
  • Millions of years of human evolution and sleeping patterns in the rest of the world: No.

0-bones-0 omg get a turtle and do this!

0-bones-0 omg get a turtle and do this!


Lily’s first Easter!


My sleeping angel during Easter service at Church. #lilybug #church #easter

My sleeping angel during Easter service at Church. #lilybug #church #easter



tippystardust:

sixpenceee:

solunais:

sixpenceee:

Some followers suggested this to me.

The island known as the “island of madness”, “hell” and “the most haunted place on Earth” is being sold!

Here’s a quick, history behind it:

The plagued people were shipped off to Poveglia Island, a small, secluded land mass that floats between Venice and Lido. There, people lived out the last of their wretched lives together until they died.

Since the island already reeked of death, the next time an epidemic came along, barely alive bodies were dumped there and burned in mass graves.

In the 20s, a mental hospital was built to welcome the island’s newest “guests,” or anybody that showed symptoms of any sort of sickness, physical or mental.

Basically, if you had an itch, away you went to Poveglia where you’d sink your feet into the soil (half dirt, half human ash) and be in the company of over 100K diseased ghosts.

It didn’t help when the place was converted into a hospital for the mentally ill in 1922. Rumor has it, the hospital was home to a number of crude lobotomies, performed by a doctor who’d been driven mad by the ghosts. He later flung himself off the bell tower.

The Italian government is now offering a 99-year lease to whomever’s brave enough to take it over. The italian government thinks it would make a great hotel destination!

SOURCE

"Build a hotel" they said. "It will be fun" they said. 

The start of a real life shining everyone

WILL EVERYONE PLEASE JUST WATCH S03EP03 OF GHOST ADVENTURES BEFORE YOU EVEN CONSIDER BUYING IT


The many faces of Lily.


the-actual-universe:


It cannot be easy being Saturn

Art by The Awkward Yeti

the-actual-universe:

It cannot be easy being Saturn

Art by The Awkward Yeti


My Dad with Lily.

My Dad with Lily.